GOD as Marketing Manager

• Treat us all as family
• Shares his vision
• Makes an offer that can't refuse
• God is a story teller
• Deals in exclusives
• Make Guarantees
• Its not the product that sells, its a provider
• There is no such thing as bad
• God's Loyalty program is second to none
• God welcomes to everyone
• God makes House calls
• Listens but not speaks
• Never hold a sale
• Always control the agenda
• Always preacher to a flock
• Never Deals in commision
• Never use a laptop
• God is a magnet